Just log onto
Facebook and leave a mean or sarcastic status. It's what everyone is doing these days. I fear that the shrinks will be left out in the cold soon, with everyone turning to F-book as their means of coping with stress, depression, or heart ache.
Tonight's loss to our bitter rival Louisville caused for much amusement in my daily (ok fine, hourly) Facebook status reading. I even added to the status drama myself, leaving what I thought to be a witty enough remark. It's amazing how much effort is put into a status, knowing that everyone and their mom will read it and critique it.
Here are some of the best remarks from the tragic loss:
"Sosa is garbage, he misses that shot 9 times out of 10."
"I am sick to my stomach. Louisville makes me sick."
"I should have gone to church. I think God smited UK as a result."
"I wish UK would not average 4978974829174291 turnovers a game."
"F that S. Sosa can go to H." (actual curse words were used)
"Did that really just happen?"
"Does this mean WKU is the best team in the state?"
"BCG - meet my buddy karma." - a friend from A&M
"I want to Puke." -by loyal "EJ Explains" reader Justin West
"I am going to be in a bad mood for a long time. Thanks a lot, Edgar."
My status: "Elisabeth is congratulating UofL for beating an unranked team at home by a last second shot."
So for all my non-Facebook friends (I am preaching at you Matthew, Sarah, and Kent), you can add your two cents on the game to the comments section of this here blog. Let's all throw one big pity party together. All are welcome.
On a side note, the countdown for Spring Break: Walt Disney World has officially begun. 53 days.